I've got a serious post all set to go, but let's stick with tradition and lead off with a bit of humor.
Here's my all-time favorite David Letterman Top Ten List item:
Number one of Elvis Presley's Top Ten Household Hints:
1. A small handgun makes any TV 'remote control'
4 comments:
A sentiment I agree with entirely!
Glad you're on board :-)
I hoped to regale with tales from New York, but alas, I'm in Philly instead (without enough time to pillage and debauch in any post-worthy way.
Sure, tease me with "just a quicky"
Dammit, my fiance does that ALL THE TIME.
joshua - Don't underestimate the pleasures of a quickie! A quickie beats a zippie (as in zip, zilch, nada) any day.
If a quickie doesn't quite float your boat I can add the rest of the list:
ELVIS PRESLEY'S TOP TEN HOUSEHOLD HINTS
10. A little club soda will get food stains out of satin capes
9. Bargain metal polishes may discolor your solid gold piano
8. Use blow-dryer to speed up defrosting time on TV dinners
7. A wad of gum will keep your medallions from sliding around your chest
6. Stubborn stain on auto upholstery? Buy a new car?
5. Jewel-encrusted belts make good emergency snow treads
4. Put Las Vegas souvenirs on mantel for that "museum" effect
3. Out of hair spray? Try PAM
2. For a classy dessert, remove sticks from Eskimo Pies before serving
1. A small handgun makes any TV "remote control"
It's ok. You made up for it by giving me the "Bang!" above.
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