Sunday, January 8, 2006

Robert Wood Johnson

The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.

Am I the only one who chuckles each time I hear this?

For 20 years now?

9 comments:

Lucy said...

Splain it to me like I'm not really dense.

What about it makes you laugh?

Joshua said...

two out of the three names this foundation sports are also euphemisms for the male reproductive organ.

Moreover, The first name, when shortened to its more common usage, presents itself as a verb (Bob, as in bobbing for apples). That implies action for the above mentioned fallic phrases that follow.

All that means it that dick jokes are funny.

See, mom, I AM using my English Degree.

Joshua

wstachour said...

"Johnson" as common street usage for a guy's Little Guy; and "Wood" as street patois for its, ah, attentive state.

Yeah, I'm basically at a junior high emotional level!

wstachour said...

Joshua, you've outdone me!

Lucy said...
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Lucy said...

My seven year old is at the fart joke stage. Are you telling me this is what I have to look forward to with him?

Lucy said...

My seven year old is at the fart joke stage. Are you telling me this is what I have to look forward to with him?

Lucy said...

Everytime I remove one, another one appears! Ack!

wstachour said...

Yes, be happy that for now it's bodily function jokes without a sexual edge. That will come soon enough, and sooner if you explain Robert Wood Johnson (::haaaaaaahahahaha::) to him!

No matter how old we are, the little kid still terrorizes inside there somewhere. Fart jokes get me every time.